hmm...mmh?

Had absolutely really truly nothing to do... thus - some more UNquotes (Unbelievably Noxious quotes for the UNinitiated)...

'ASL is dead, I shot him for being nosy'




'Every Great Man is dead honest. Unfortunately I'm neither dead nor honest.'




'Seeing someone die changes a person.'




'Everybody invited for dinner - I'll cook, Barf bags can be found under the plates.'




'I never lie, thus whatever I say must be truth.'




'you don't need to understand the processes of digestion and excretion to eat and shit'




'two people can't both argue just for the fun of it! one of them has to be serious.'




'I never got the chance to propose... I was too busy refusing.'




'we've been friends since Jesus used to practice KungFu with Lord Buddha'




'If you're mad at somebody: either forget the matter, or shoot the person.'




'people live out whole lives outside their minds in this world'




'Sarcasm must never approach factual truth'




'Life is a joke... better not miss the punchline'

Off you go now... run along...
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