Post eh?

Me: So you're gonna start a blog eh?

Myself: um... yeah...

Me: And what exactly do you want to write?

Myself: huh?

Me: You have to write something... it's a blog!!

Myself: So?

Me: *sigh* People write stuff and post them... that's what Blogs are for...

Myself: Ya mean I'll also have to do that?

Me: YES!

Myself: Darn!... ...umm... Okay, yah, yes.

Me: yes what?

Myself: Yah I'll write.

Me: Write what?? That's what I've been asking!

Myself: Stuff.

Me: *groan* what stuff... may I know?

Myself: okay... um... er... ah... ...

Me: WELL?

Myself: nope... nothin' 'bout wells.

Me: *bloody eyes* I MEAN TELL ME WHAT STUFF!

Myself: ...don'tcha talk to me like that.

Me: Okay!... I'm sorry, now will you please for the internet's sake, tell me what do you want to write in your god damned blog?

Myself: nope.

Me: WHAT?

Myself: I ain't gonna tell.

Me: WHY???

Myself: erm, you'll steal my ideas.

Me: ...

Myself: uh... right, then ye'll start yer own li'l blog.

Me: Do you have any friggin' Idea that you're talking to yourself?

Myself: So what? Look who's talkin!

Me: It means I can't start a blog without you knowing!

Myself: aw hell no, I ain't fallin fo yo smooth werds. I'ma keep me ideas to meself.

Me: You're a moron.

Myself: ...

Me: A very very moronic moron.

Myself: I'm gonna tell mom...

Me: Hey wait!!!

Myself: huh? what?

Me: what are you going to tell??

Myself: I'll tell mom that me called myself a moronic moron... then you'll see!!

Me: *pretends to faint*

Myself: Oh look me fainted! yay!! I won!

Me: you just said you fainted.

Myself: I did? *faints*

Me: Pfffshh... Now that's taken care off... I think I'll start a li'l blog myself, but myself's fainted... *contemplates* Darn! fell in my own trap! *faints*
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