Dos and Don'ts Learnt from life: Part 1.

Do:

• Read this list.
• Eat (preferably from your own plate.)
• Sleep till you wake up.
• Wake up when you're done sleeping.
• Take a shit (unless the toilet door is jammed.)
• Listen (or be very good at faking it.)
• Insist on a confirmation.
• Check if anyone's looking (even keyholes have eyes y'know...).
• Speak in paragraphs (except in bed.)
• Clean your armpits (CLEAN! Not SHAVE you dummy!)
• Forgive people (or shoot them.)
• Talk to strangers. (every 13th stranger turns out to be a cool person.)
  
• Stand at the door after ringing the bell.
  
• Take life one moment at a time (or two moments if you're very bored)
• Never be very bored.
• Sit back and watch the drama unfold (this one works everytime.)
• Stare away from the screen sometimes.
• Make someone's day (especially if that someone is you)
• Be selfish.
• Think long term while being selfish.
• Take a moment to appreciate the fact that you haven't met me.
• Look at yourself often.
• Ask "why?" (Don't forget to stop before you go mad.)
• maintain some trivial imperfections for people to point out.
• Live till you die.
• Stop reading this list.
• NOW!

Don'ts will follow in part 2.
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