Dos and Don'ts Learnt from life: Part 2.

Dont:

• Stop reading now. (I said DON'T... that means do read! get it? huh?)
  
• Bite random people on the streets ( Unless you carefully choose non-random targets.)
  
• Tell anyone that you forgot to wash your hands.
• Look behind in slow motion.
  
• Wear a raincoat while showering.
  
• Jump in without familiarizing yourself with the controls.
  
• Assume without confirmation.
  
• Believe without knowing.
• Trust without contingency plans.
  
• Use vomit flvoured deodorants.
  
• Beat the crap outta somebody without a neutral witness.
  
• Let ANYBODY find out who you actually are. (Yourself included)
  
• Tell a blonde joke to an awesome looking brunette.
  
• Ask more than thrice.
  
• Lie without believing it.
  
• Second guess yourself.
  
• Say " I'll be back" in a very serious manner. (then either you'll die or turn into a governor...er...I mean Cyborg)
  
• Help without being asked.
  
• Pile too many favours on somebody.
  
• Look sharp.
  
• Make the mistake of meeting me.
• Look at yourself all the time.
  
• Ask "How?" (Rather Google it.)
• Underestimate a slippery floor.
  
• Die before you think you should.
  
• Keep reading this list.
• DUH?!!?!!

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