OH NO!!! Again??!?!?
... um... yeah.
'Even Gods make mistakes... I'm proof of it.... What? huh? Oh sorry... I was just informed by Gods that they had no hand in it.'
'Ahh... the narcosis of thoughts.'
Friday 11 April 2008
More UNquotes!
Tuesday 8 April 2008
My side of a dialogue from few days ago...
Advising - On speaking about a past affair to a girlfriend:
"you have to tell a toned-down version of it. But remember, if she can't accept even the toned-down version of the truth... she ain't right for you. Tell her that you like sports... don't tell you had played Basketball! Talk to your ex beforehand... Make a deal on what is to be told... Then that becomes the new truth, your ex will be more than glad to cover up that old shit for ever.
Monday 7 April 2008
SniggerSnigger!!
COMPLETELY POINTLESS TENTH POST YAYY!
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Sunday 6 April 2008
Dos and Don'ts Learnt from life: Part 2.
Dont:
- Stop reading now. (I said DON'T... that means do read! get it? huh?)
- Bite random people on the streets ( Unless you carefully choose non-random targets.)
- Tell anyone that you forgot to wash your hands.
Tuesday 1 April 2008
Dos and Don'ts Learnt from life: Part 1.
Do:
- Read this list.
- Eat (preferably from your own plate.)
- Sleep till you wake up.
- Wake up when you're done sleeping.
- Take a shit (unless the toilet door is jammed.)
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