unQuotes are back

Weren't you missing teh unQuotes? No? Well here's a fresh batch for you to not miss!

' Just that day those aliens from the 5th dimension came to tell me about the recent space crunch they're having - I took pity and deflated my ego a bit...'

'Knighted - and later burnt at stake - all in a day's work!'

'I'd take a bow but I tend to bonk my head while getting up.'

'Since I'm just an ugly young burp now. I guess at 58 I'll just be an ugly old fart.'

'No problem for you who won't have to wake up screaming in bed beside me just to remember that's me.'

'Oh, I'll just have to find a way to turn awful into awesome like I do!'

'yeah... next thing you know you'll be shouting "LOL!" when something funny comes up in real life.'

'Procrastination? I was born 2 days late!'

'Smart folks tend to be purposefully random.'

'Catch up on life! Jump over it and roll on the ground! What the heck? Just speed things up!'

'Whatever I say... It means what you think first it means... it also means what you later think it means. It also means what you think it means when you look at it years later.'

'You think I'm not being serious? Damn right you are! But then again - one never knows...'

'I'm neither hot nor cold... I'm a Solar frostbite!'

'I speak fluent gibberish in 3 languages!'

'For me, bliss is when all the streams of thought cohere and are focused on different aspects of some single delightful subject...'

'A walk in the rain - dissolves all.'

'Going by my last bout of midnight snacking... I don't just have a sweet tooth, I have a full set of sweet dentures!'

'Any work is cool... as long as people don't stand on your head waiting for you to turn it in...'

NesQuarX

Ciao for now, see ya again after exactly 3 Xeconds.
(1 Xecond being exactly 1/3rd the amount of time in which I will be seen again)