I've decided to open a college... I'm calling it the Super University... and all courses taught there will be Super Courses.
Course #1: MSV - Masters in Super Villainy.
Eligibility:
- Must be an evil genius or twisted mastermind
- Must have a number of special abilities
- Must be super rich/powerful
- Must aspire to take over the World. (Aspiring to take over the Universe is a plus)
- Must Must Must be able to piss off at least one Super Hero
Course duration: 3 semesters.
Semester 1:
Compulsory Subjects:
- Maniacal Laughter 101
- Wanton disregard for human lives 102
- Long winded arrogant speeches 103
- Apocalyptic background music 104
- Evil super name containing 'The' 105
- Super Secret Hideout with a glaringly obvious cover 106
- Gruesomely grand (for men) or Horrifically sexy (for women) looking costume 107
- One terribly secret weakness 108
- Appearing/Disappearing without warning 109
Semeseter 2:
Compulsory Subjects:
- Vast evil plans involving many people dying 201
- Summoning terrible creatures from other planets/dimensions 202
- Mass destruction to prove your powers 203
- Hiring evil henchmen 204
- Addressing the World leaders 205
- Advanced henchmen - making an evil army 206
- Taking hostages and blackmailing 207
- Evil sounding German/Russian accent 208
- Being surrounded by hot specimens of the opposite sex 209
Final Semester:
Compulsory subjects:
- Elaborate death traps to kill Super Heroes 301
- Leaving subtle clues for Super Heroes to find the super secret hideout 302
- Capturing the Super Hero's mate right in front of his eye 303
- Choosing sub-bosses who will get beaten in a variety of ways by Super Heroes 304
- Capturing Super Heroes, putting them in the elaborate death trap and leaving the scene (Ha ha they can never ever escape your diabolical trap) 305
- Emphatically screaming "Nooooooooo" when you find your vast evil plans being thwarted 306
- Kicking the Super Hero's butt big time until they are urged by someone to rise and kick your butt bigger time 307
- Sassy last words and sequel promises while making your getaway 308
- Advanced maniacal laughter - including special effects (very very important) 309
Final Exam: Successfully picking on a Super Hero, pissing them off big time and getting your grandest plans thwarted by them, plus end credits.
Hurry and enroll, limited seats only!
We guarantee 100% placement even in the recession market!
NesQuarXComing up next: MSH - Masters in Super Heroism. (You'd have NEVAR EVAR EVAAR guessed it if I didn't tell you!)
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pointless,evil things sometimes make so much sense.............makes it evident whuz behnd dis creatve piece.......very vel dun..........
newaz i want ta get an admission here.........
the horror...the horror...
@QOI: Admission? Heck I was gonna hire you as one of the professors!
@Atindriyo: We also provide custom made nightmares for a minimal fee.
'Eligibility:
Must have a number of special abilities'>>>>
May I know what kind?
Now that's what I was looking for...
can i be lex luthor????
@Samadrita: Well, for example; Extreme fightings skills, or Extreme verbal abuse skills (I mean Bleeding-through-all-orifices Extreme), or Extreme piss-others-off skills, or maybe good old I'm-an-Extreme-alien skills... y'know, must be Extreme.
@Nightwing: Pfft! When you graduate Lex Luthor will come and beg you for tips.
@Atindriyo: Ooh yeah, you'll be waking up screaming and drenched in sweat when you experience our product - Guaranteed no sleep for 3 consecutive nights.
*Sigh* well I don't seem to have either one of those extreme skills(does extreme argumentative skill count?)
Maybe I should search for an Institute Of Wannabe Vampires.
Oh shoot I almost forgot.I replied to your mail.
You did? I must've missed it... I'll check.
Extreme argumentative skills - Like successfully argue that we are already dead extreme?
Masters in Vampirics will follow... but are you thirsty enough for it?
how about using corny puns??That count as special ability?
They must be extremely corny... so corny that even the cornfields of Nebraska would be put to shame! That'd count.
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