The Super University prospectus part 2

Super courses continued.

Course #2: MSH - Masters in Super Heroics.

Eligibility:

• Must be totally totally and stupidly honest and and put everything and everyone before self.
  
• Special abilities - optional.
  
• Money/power - optional.
  
• Aspiring to save the World - optional.
  
• To be able to constantly meddle in super villains' businesses - optional.
  

Course duration: 3 semesters.

Semester 1:

Compulsory Subjects:

• Getting in trouble 101
• Messing up repeatedly 102
• Long winded moral speeches 103
• Truimphant background music 104
• Heroic super name containing 'Man' or 'Woman' 105

Elective Subjects: (Must choose at least 2)

• Super Secret Hideout with a glaringly obvious cover 106
• Handsomely grand (for men) or Terrifically sexy (for women) looking costume 107
• One absolutely open weakness 108
• Appearing/Disappearing without warning 109

Semeseter 2:

Compulsory Subjects:

• Vast heroic exploits involving many people saved from dying 201
• Banishing terrible creatures to other planets/dimensions 202
• Averting mass destruction without proving your powers 203
• Beating evil henchmen 204
• Taking calls from the World leaders 205

Elective Subjects: (minimum 2)

• Advanced henchmen - Beating an evil army 206
• Rescuing hostages and blackmailees 207
• Grand sounding Swedish/British accent 208
• Being surrounded by hot specimens of the opposite sex 209

Final Semester:

Compulsory subjects:

• Getting yourself stuck in elaborate death traps designed by Super Villains 301
• Using subtle clues to find the Super Villain's super secret hideout 302
• Watching stupendously stupefied as your mate is being captured 303
• Beating sub-bosses in a variety of ways 304
• Getting captured by Super Villains, being put in the elaborate death trap and waiting till the Super Villain leaves the scene (Ha ha they think you can never escape their diabolical trap) 305
  

Elective Subjects: (minimum 2)

• Emphatically thwarting vast evil plans as Super Villains scream "Noooooo!" 306
• Getting your butt kicked big time by Super Villains until you are urged by someone to rise and kick their butt bigger time 307
• Sassy last words and sequel promises while posing with the people you save 308
• Advanced messing up - including almost fatal mistakes (very very important) 309

Final Exam: Successfully getting yourself between a Super Villain's grandest plans, pissing them off big time, getting yourself almost killed but ultimately thwarting their plans, plus end credits.



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I was so lazy that I cheated. (You'd have NEVAR EVAR EVAAR guessed it if I didn't tell you!)